Here's a story about something disgusting that happened at a bar owned by Kid Rock. I know, I'm as shocked as you. I also figured it would attract the "linen napkin on the lap, pinky up when drinking Earl Grey tea" crowd.
On Saturday night, the police in Nashville, Tennessee got a call to come to Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock 'N Roll Steakhouse because... a guy had taken off his COLOSTOMY BAG and was swinging it around, spraying his feces all over the place. That's one kind of superspreader event right there.
The guy was arrested... and at least one of the cops had to go change because his uniform was covered in human fecal matter.
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