It’s always exciting when your child starts talking, but until they really learn English many tend to come up with their own names for certain foods and items, and often times they are hilarious.
Well, now a bunch of parents are sharing the funny names their kids give to every day things with the Huffington Post and they are bound to make you giggle.
They include:
- “My son calls grated parmesan cheese ‘spaghetti sprinkles’ and now our whole family calls it that. It makes spaghetti sound so much more fun and festive!”
- “My 5-year-old calls aprons ‘baking capes.’”
- “My 6-year-old claims her 8-year-old brother gives her ‘migrating headaches.’”
- “Detergent is ‘laundry sauce.’”
- “My 3.5-year-old started calling watches ‘time bracelets.’ And she’s really onto something.”
- “My kids called the washing machine the ‘wetter’ ― as in the opposite of the dryer.”
- “My daughter loved salad when she was little. Every time we went to a restaurant she’d order ‘leaves and dip.’”
- My son asked if people ‘kiss under the cameltoe’? Even typing this, I burst out laughing.”
- “My 4-year-old calls her bikini her ‘zucchini.’”
- “My daughter said ‘arts and craps’ instead of ‘arts and crafts.’”
- “My son calls a plunger a ‘dookie puncher’ and a popsicle an ‘ice pickle.’”
- “Every store is Target but defined by its color. ‘Red Target’ = Target, ‘Orange Target’ = Home Depot, ‘Gray Target’ = Costco.”
- “My son just said my dad’s dog is ‘non-apologetic.’ He meant hypoallergenic."
Source:Huffington Post
P.S. My Bonus son used to combine "tomorrow" with "morning" and say "See ya to-morning!" It was the cutest!
~Shelby