I'll post some weird holiday videos now 'til Christmas. You are welcome. The first one is one we all love to sing along with, you know it's true. It's Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer.
Shelby sidenote: This crime has gone unsolved for far too long.
Clearly Grandpa tried to take out Grandma so he could get with Cousin Mel. (gasp!)
The cop is holding a makeshift hooves stamp that was used to to put the reindeer hoof prints on her forehead after Grandpa jumped her, which must be where those supposed "Claus/claws marks" came from.
The final nail in the coffin is the tell-tale Santa beard that Grandpa is rocking. Hmm.
SHAME ON YOU Grandpa and Cousin Mel! Lock them up!