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Elvis Sent the Ricin

 
Elvis Sent the Ricin
Posted April 18th, 2013 @ 1:46pm

What a weird horrible week. The Boston Marathon bombings, the fertilizer plant that blew up in Texas, and the ricin laced letters sent to the president and a senator from an insane Elvis impersonator. What? Yes. The FBI has arrested a paranoid yokel named Paul Kevin Curtis of Mississippi that allegedly mailed the poisonous packages only 24ish hours after they were intercepted. Was this because of the crack investigative skills of the FBI? Not really. This idiot put his initials in the letters and mailed them from his town. Oh, and he dresses up like Elvis, believes the government is run by the Illuminati, and that they are harvesting human organs to sell on the black market. Can I ask a general question with no real answer: What is going on in our country?

Europe is laughing at us right now. Europe! Can you live with that? I can’t.

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